True fact: I saw that fic a while ago and went "I shall read it!" and then went "Oh, wait, there are spoilers for episodes I haven't seen yet. I shall wait until I see them (screw the movie spoilers)". And then I forgot about the fic entirely. Yay me! So thank you for linking it and reminding me. Yay you!

(also, yay baby! Because I'm sure she helped somehow.)