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Journey to Babel
McCoy: Soooooo. What was Spock like as a child?
Amanda: He was the most adorable little Vulcan child! He had this teddy-bear that he just would not be parted from. Or the Vulcan equivalent of a teddy-bear, anyway. Now, excuse me, I need to go be awesome over there.
McCoy: omg. SPOCK SPOCK. YOU HAD A TEDDY BEAR AS A CHILD.
Spock: Dear Doctor McCoy,
omg, stfu. It had 6 inch fangs and could rip your face off.
Logically,
Spock
McCoy: NOPE, IT'S STILL AWESOME. A TEDDY BEAR.
Kirk: ilu guys.
Sarek: Blah blah blah, i r vulcan.
Kirk: Blah blah blah, boring ship stuff.
Sarek: Wife, attend.
Amanda: Well, alright, I suppose I won't embarrass you during a diplomatic mission. But only because I love you.
Kirk: You think you're so special 'cause your partner comes when you call? Mine can do that too. SPOCK, C'MERE.
Spock: I hate everything. Or, I would if I had emotions.
Diplomatic relations: *fall apart*
Kirk: *punches diplomatic relations in the face.*
Diplomatic relations: *stabs Kirk in back*
Kirk: Well, fuck.
Spock: It is only logical to let my father die.
Amanda: OMG, YOU ARE PART HUMAN TOO.
Spock: DADDY WOULD WANT ME TO BE LOGICAL.
Amanda: *SLAPS SPOCK OMG*
Me: FUCK YEAH, AMANDA.
Spock: omg, mommy's mad at me. ;_;
McCoy: *performs open heart vulcan surgery. during a battle. with the power going out. Fuck yeah.*
Kirk: *does something heroic, idk, McCoy was being more awesome.*
McCoy: So, at the end of the episode, Spock and Kirk (and Spock's dad, whatevs) are both bedridden in my medbay.
Kirk: Well, sure, but-
McCoy: I'M THE MEDIC, I SAY SHUSH.
Kirk: *pouts*
McCoy: omg, It is awesome to be me right now. Now, Amanda, about Spock's childhood...
And then McCoy and Amanda went and were awesome. He made her Mint Juleps and she baked him cookies, and the gossiped like nobody's business. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
Amanda: He was the most adorable little Vulcan child! He had this teddy-bear that he just would not be parted from. Or the Vulcan equivalent of a teddy-bear, anyway. Now, excuse me, I need to go be awesome over there.
McCoy: omg. SPOCK SPOCK. YOU HAD A TEDDY BEAR AS A CHILD.
Spock: Dear Doctor McCoy,
omg, stfu. It had 6 inch fangs and could rip your face off.
Logically,
Spock
McCoy: NOPE, IT'S STILL AWESOME. A TEDDY BEAR.
Kirk: ilu guys.
Sarek: Blah blah blah, i r vulcan.
Kirk: Blah blah blah, boring ship stuff.
Sarek: Wife, attend.
Amanda: Well, alright, I suppose I won't embarrass you during a diplomatic mission. But only because I love you.
Kirk: You think you're so special 'cause your partner comes when you call? Mine can do that too. SPOCK, C'MERE.
Spock: I hate everything. Or, I would if I had emotions.
Diplomatic relations: *fall apart*
Kirk: *punches diplomatic relations in the face.*
Diplomatic relations: *stabs Kirk in back*
Kirk: Well, fuck.
Spock: It is only logical to let my father die.
Amanda: OMG, YOU ARE PART HUMAN TOO.
Spock: DADDY WOULD WANT ME TO BE LOGICAL.
Amanda: *SLAPS SPOCK OMG*
Me: FUCK YEAH, AMANDA.
Spock: omg, mommy's mad at me. ;_;
McCoy: *performs open heart vulcan surgery. during a battle. with the power going out. Fuck yeah.*
Kirk: *does something heroic, idk, McCoy was being more awesome.*
McCoy: So, at the end of the episode, Spock and Kirk (and Spock's dad, whatevs) are both bedridden in my medbay.
Kirk: Well, sure, but-
McCoy: I'M THE MEDIC, I SAY SHUSH.
Kirk: *pouts*
McCoy: omg, It is awesome to be me right now. Now, Amanda, about Spock's childhood...
And then McCoy and Amanda went and were awesome. He made her Mint Juleps and she baked him cookies, and the gossiped like nobody's business. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.