Journey to Babel
McCoy: Soooooo. What was Spock like as a child?
Amanda: He was the most adorable little Vulcan child! He had this teddy-bear that he just would not be parted from. Or the Vulcan equivalent of a teddy-bear, anyway. Now, excuse me, I need to go be awesome over there.
McCoy: omg. SPOCK SPOCK. YOU HAD A TEDDY BEAR AS A CHILD.
Spock: Dear Doctor McCoy,
omg, stfu. It had 6 inch fangs and could rip your face off.
Logically,
Spock
McCoy: NOPE, IT'S STILL AWESOME. A TEDDY BEAR.
Kirk: ilu guys.
Sarek: Blah blah blah, i r vulcan.
Kirk: Blah blah blah, boring ship stuff.
Sarek: Wife, attend.
Amanda: Well, alright, I suppose I won't embarrass you during a diplomatic mission. But only because I love you.
Kirk: You think you're so special 'cause your partner comes when you call? Mine can do that too. SPOCK, C'MERE.
Spock: I hate everything. Or, I would if I had emotions.
Diplomatic relations: *fall apart*
Kirk: *punches diplomatic relations in the face.*
Diplomatic relations: *stabs Kirk in back*
Kirk: Well, fuck.
Spock: It is only logical to let my father die.
Amanda: OMG, YOU ARE PART HUMAN TOO.
Spock: DADDY WOULD WANT ME TO BE LOGICAL.
Amanda: *SLAPS SPOCK OMG*
Me: FUCK YEAH, AMANDA.
Spock: omg, mommy's mad at me. ;_;
McCoy: *performs open heart vulcan surgery. during a battle. with the power going out. Fuck yeah.*
Kirk: *does something heroic, idk, McCoy was being more awesome.*
McCoy: So, at the end of the episode, Spock and Kirk (and Spock's dad, whatevs) are both bedridden in my medbay.
Kirk: Well, sure, but-
McCoy: I'M THE MEDIC, I SAY SHUSH.
Kirk: *pouts*
McCoy: omg, It is awesome to be me right now. Now, Amanda, about Spock's childhood...
And then McCoy and Amanda went and were awesome. He made her Mint Juleps and she baked him cookies, and the gossiped like nobody's business. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
Amanda: He was the most adorable little Vulcan child! He had this teddy-bear that he just would not be parted from. Or the Vulcan equivalent of a teddy-bear, anyway. Now, excuse me, I need to go be awesome over there.
McCoy: omg. SPOCK SPOCK. YOU HAD A TEDDY BEAR AS A CHILD.
Spock: Dear Doctor McCoy,
omg, stfu. It had 6 inch fangs and could rip your face off.
Logically,
Spock
McCoy: NOPE, IT'S STILL AWESOME. A TEDDY BEAR.
Kirk: ilu guys.
Sarek: Blah blah blah, i r vulcan.
Kirk: Blah blah blah, boring ship stuff.
Sarek: Wife, attend.
Amanda: Well, alright, I suppose I won't embarrass you during a diplomatic mission. But only because I love you.
Kirk: You think you're so special 'cause your partner comes when you call? Mine can do that too. SPOCK, C'MERE.
Spock: I hate everything. Or, I would if I had emotions.
Diplomatic relations: *fall apart*
Kirk: *punches diplomatic relations in the face.*
Diplomatic relations: *stabs Kirk in back*
Kirk: Well, fuck.
Spock: It is only logical to let my father die.
Amanda: OMG, YOU ARE PART HUMAN TOO.
Spock: DADDY WOULD WANT ME TO BE LOGICAL.
Amanda: *SLAPS SPOCK OMG*
Me: FUCK YEAH, AMANDA.
Spock: omg, mommy's mad at me. ;_;
McCoy: *performs open heart vulcan surgery. during a battle. with the power going out. Fuck yeah.*
Kirk: *does something heroic, idk, McCoy was being more awesome.*
McCoy: So, at the end of the episode, Spock and Kirk (and Spock's dad, whatevs) are both bedridden in my medbay.
Kirk: Well, sure, but-
McCoy: I'M THE MEDIC, I SAY SHUSH.
Kirk: *pouts*
McCoy: omg, It is awesome to be me right now. Now, Amanda, about Spock's childhood...
And then McCoy and Amanda went and were awesome. He made her Mint Juleps and she baked him cookies, and the gossiped like nobody's business. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
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I won't go fix it, though.
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...
How long did it take him to write the first Nikki Heat novel?
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Trufact: He is still writing it. In fact! "Richard Castle" has his own twitter, and it was filled with him just talking about how he isn't writing even though he should be. Except now! Now there is a Mystery. Word on the street is that someone connected to the show is running it... perhaps even NATHAN FILLION HIMSELF???
(Though that is not the Mystery, fyi.)
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I am strangely fond of twitter. And is it wrong that I find it hilarious that Richard Castle is following Neil Gaiman? I think it's hilarious.
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TEARS OF JOY!
i save all my tears in a jar, because i just *know* that someday soon, a supervillan is going to create a device to make the sun blow up, and the only thing in the universe that will stop it from blowing up are tears of happiness. a couple of gallons, at least.
(none of that is true, obviously. i'm just weird and like to say weird things lol)