You are so fucking hilarious I want to bite you. No, I seriously want to bite you!

Ok, I won't bite you. I like your rendition even better than the original. You made me laugh and laugh even though it's NINETY ONE DEGREES here. Who can laugh when it's that hot? Oh, yeah. I can! Because you are just that funny.

I remember the hand sex. And I remember that dress. It is pretty glorious.